December 2011
I don't understand doctors
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Nothing leaves this room. All confidential.
Me: I'm really not.
Doctor: I need you to tell me if you are.
Me: Well, I'm not, so...
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
Me: I just said I wasn't sexually active.
Doctor: Please just answer the question.
Me: No. I'm not pregnant.
Doctor: Are you sure?
imnotaher0imaliar:
parismeatsix:
why must band members wear beanies i mean is it really necessary they have enough hair to keep their ears warm they just wear beanies to sexually frustrate all of us
Hilary Duff's pregnant, Harry Potter's over,...
fbht:
take a shot every time pete wentz finds a fabulous band, brings them to fame, gets them drunk, and they eventually break up
a shot from a pistol