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I don't understand doctors
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you sure?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Nothing leaves this room. All confidential.
Me: I'm really not.
Doctor: I need you to tell me if you are.
Me: Well, I'm not, so...
Doctor: Are you pregnant?
Me: I just said I wasn't sexually active.
Doctor: Please just answer the question.
Me: No. I'm not pregnant.
Doctor: Are you sure?
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imnotaher0imaliar: parismeatsix: why must band members wear beanies i mean is it really necessary they have enough hair to keep their ears warm they just wear beanies to sexually frustrate all of us
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Hilary Duff's pregnant, Harry Potter's over,...
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fbht: take a shot every time pete wentz finds a fabulous band, brings them to fame, gets them drunk, and they eventually break up a shot from a pistol
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